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Jingle Spells 6

by The Leaky Cauldron

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1.
In Hogsmeade at Christmas, festivity we bring. We leave the Three Broomsticks so cheerfully to sing. Wassailing up High Street, annoying the shops, Demanding a handout, encouragement to stop. CHORUS We’re wandering, wassailing, onward we go! When will we stop wrocking? We don’t really know! We sang to the post owls, they hooted back, nonplussed. The Honeydukes patrons threw Acid Pops at us. At Zonko’s the Dungbombs, they fell all about. We scarpered, but Gladrags, those wankers, locked us out! . CHORUS Now restive but festive, we wandered by mistake Beyond Hogsmeade Station and to the Hogwarts’ lake. Our Sonorus singing re-echoed amid A volley of snowballs thrown by the Giant Squid. CHORUS We all staggered homeward and nestled in our beds, With visions of Chocolate Frogs dancing in our heads. While weary from wassail, we’re grateful to know, That there are still Twelve Days of Christmas to go! CHORUS x 2
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"We're walking in the air We're floating in the moonlit sky The people far below Are sleeping as we fly I'm holding very tight I'm carrying a letter to… A boy who feels alone, A present just for you A silent magic world, The villages go by like dreams The rolling highland hills Beneath a winter’s gleam Muggles gaze open-mouthed Taken by surprise Nobody down below Believes their eyes We're soaring through the air We're flying through a frozen sky We're drifting over icy Mountains floating by Suddenly swooping low On a lake so deep Rousing up a mighty squid From his sleep We're walking in the air We're dancing in the midnight sky A castle comes in view, And greets us as we fly "
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It's Christmas at Hogwarts We're back together at school again The war is over and the battle is won The Dark Lord is dead and gone It's Christmas at Hogwarts Let's do our seventh year again We're bossing around the first years In the Slytherin common room They hang garlands from the ceiling With Malfoy's old Quidditch broom We decorate the tree And summon everything we need Casting spells and telling tales So glad that we're freed The Dark Lord is no more So pass around some Firewhisky It's Christmas at Hogwarts We're back together at school again The war is over and the battle is won The Dark Lord is dead and gone It's Christmas at Hogwarts Let's light the Yule Log again It's snowing at Hogwarts Snow all around the castle Sneaking out to the village Hogsmeade looks so perfect in the snow With decorations everywhere you go The war is over and we're together again It's Christmas at Hogwarts We're back together at school again It's Christmas at Hogwarts Christmas Christmas
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Hebrew lyrics: C השולחנות בהוגוורטס C G7 יפותֳ ובהירות C G7 Em C אנחנוּ דולקים שמונה נרות של חנוכה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה C חנוכה בהוגוורטס C G7 כל כך הרבה אוכל Em C סופגניות ולטקס C G7 הם טעימים Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה C השולחנות בהוגוורטס C G7 יפותֳ ובהירות C G7 Em C אנחנוּ דולקים שמונה נרות של חנוכה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה C חנוכה בהוגוורטס C G7 כל כך הרבה אוכל Em C סופגניות ולטקס C G7 הם טעימים Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה Am נרות בשמים Am E7 נרות על אדמה C G7 Em C הנרות בוערים בכל הטירה English lyrics: The tables at Hogwarts Are bright and beautiful We light eight candles of Hanukkah Chorus x2 Candles in the air Candles on the ground The candles are burning throughout the whole castle Hanukkah at Hogwarts There is so much food Sufganiyot and latkes They are delicious Chorus x2 I am happy Everyone is happy Do you want to dance with me tonight? Chorus x2 The candles are going out It’s time to go to sleep Good night, friends For this Hanukkah
5.
On the (_____) day of Shipmas, I think I'm gonna read: (12) Scorbus is canon! (11) Dumbledore and Grindy (10) Pansy and Ron (9) Ginny and Luna (8) Krum and Hermione (7) Lucius and Arthur (6) Snape and Trelawney (5) WOLFSTARBUCKS, PLEEEEEASE! (4) Seamus and Dean (3) Perciver (2) Sprout and Madam (1) and a Draco and Harry!
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas When my love is decked with snow When her towers glisten and I can listen To her sigh, oh my beautiful chateau I'm dreaming of a white Christmas while munching on my third burnt toast And there upon the wild and stony coast Awaits my castle that I love the most I'm dreaming of a white Christmas because we have a date that night And then I'll wrap around her, make her windows flutter and Hogwarts and me we'll be finally entwined
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I didn't go home for the winter break So I'm here in this castle but don't really talk The professors are gathered, drinking and laughing But one of them asked me if I felt up to a walk A dark forest stroll with Hagrid and Fang Scent of pine, sightings of spiders It's chilly outside on this December day Thinking of drinking a mug of spiced cider We came upon Thestrals eating birds And saw the perfect log in the woods I wore my new temperature-controlled robe But still shivered and pulled up my hood The half-giant picked up our Yule Log of ash But asked me to hover it back with my wand I didn't know how so I was then taught the charm My new friend Hagrid, with magic as our bond A fire was lit to keep the hut warm Candles of white, red, and green Decorations of holly and pine cones Ivy and mistletoe, bloodstone and citrine This Solstice I felt the warmth of kindness And ended up having a nice time In the afternoons of the rest of my holiday I took walks just to smell the pine
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The first time you graced my eyes Your soft mouth set wide with a smile How you walked in that door As good as Fleur Delacour A witch with a French sense of style Chorus: Then Beauxbatons girl Where did you go? You left me at the Yule Ball all on my own Alone On the dance floor With all of these fourth year kiddies And Triwizard wannabes I wanted to spend The night with you To hold you in my arms You're the witch I adore You almost could've been mine Beauxbatons girl Where did you go? You didn't come in a carriage Or a boat in the Black Lake But when you walked in the door I knew for sure This night would be well worth my while Beauxbatons girl Where did you go? You left me at the wizard rock show all on my own Alone On the dance floor With all of these first year Harrys, Hermiones, and wannabes Who know nothing of what it means To you And me Nothing of what it's like To live Or die At every turn of the great written page Chorus x2
9.
Well, I don’t like Christmas But I like to have fun So I’m having a party For everyone! Come on down to the Hog’s Head It’s a party for all! Everyone’s invited To Aberforth’s Festivus Ball! We got the pole in the corner We got plenty of food To put you students & staff In a Festivus mood! It’s been a rough year at Hogwarts Got lots of grievances to air And if Umbridge tries to shut us down I do not care! [Blow that horn, TK!] (TK’s solo) [Give it up for Totally Knuts!!! {Cheers & goats bleating}] Ain’t got no Christmas crackers! No mistletoe on the tree! But we got our family, our friends (and our goats) We’re a community! But this year, Festivus Is going to be of great length Because we got to beat Hagrid In a feat of strength!!!
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Chorus: In Dobby Jubilo, at Hogwarts and the Burrow Midwinter is arriving - yule log incendio! With wassail and good tidings - animus engorgio! Christmas accio! Christmas accio! On Christmas day in Hogwarts hall A dozen dined with Dumbledore Downstairs Trelawney went And made predictions fraudulent Thirteen they were and thus remained Since none were by mad axemen slain Hagrid's drunk again! Hagrid's drunk again! (Chorus) At Grimmauld Place the greatest gift Is news that Arthur Weasley lives As Sirius in mirth does sing The warmth of festive cheer he brings His mother's portrait gaily dressed And holly wreaths of green and red Upon the elven heads! Upon the elven heads! (Chorus)
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This is the place This is the time A chance to celebrate christmas and speak only in rhyme St. Mungos is my home away from home It’s the only place I seem to live And I’m feeling home alone The voices sing carols in my sleep I expect you want my autograph A round dozen for you to keep! Taught you everything I know It’s photographs for everyone! Why are those trees covered in icicles & snow? Cause it’s Christmas (Yeah!) Whoo!!! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la The voices sing carols in my sleep
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When Christmas time is coming The muggles fill their house with decorations When Christmas time is coming They cook and bake before the celebrations There’s gingerbread and pudding So sweet and rich and kind of like a fruit cake To make the perfect pudding Takes many years of practice that you can’t fake So I help them bake I just breathe On their Christmas pudding And it’s perfect and so full of Christmas cheer ‘cause I breath On their Christmas pudding Got it perfect for the best time of the year YEAH They chop almonds and apples And then I slice some peels that are candied They mix them with some nutmeg Flour, raisins, breadcrumbs, sugar, eggs and brandy And when it’s all done... I just breathe On their Christmas pudding And it’s perfect and so full of Christmas cheer ‘cause I breath On their Christmas pudding Got it perfect for the best time of the year, mm It’s a tried and true tradition Setting fire to desserts all through December I’m my own kind of magician Putting on a show that you all can remember When I light my flame I just breathe On their Christmas pudding And it’s yuletide just like Santa on his sleigh I just breathe On their Christmas pudding And they’re perfect for the winter holiday YEAH Yes it's perfect! It's so tasty we make it only once a year! Because I breathe Keep breathing! On their flaming Christmas pudding But of course following applicable fire safety protocols Woah, fire!
13.
(Spoken) Hello and welcome, all of you! I recognize most of you from my astronomy classes, but I see a few new faces, so I'll introduce myself. I am Professor Sinistra. I teach astronomy, and beginning next year I will also teach mathematics. If you want to learn astrology, talk to my wife, Sybill. She's here in the back. Glad you could stay up with us, dear. Let's begin with question for you all When was the last time that you looked up at the sky? The stars are sparkling in the air A kind of magic in the winter cold and dry Tell me what you see when you look up Blow out the candles and let's let our eyes adjust Just take a moment... ...Let's discuss (Chorus) The sky is dark, but the stars are endless This night is the longest of the year Even if you don't recall another fact after you leave Know that it only gets brighter from here Let's find a simple shape tonight The Winter Triangle is up when nights are colder Sirius and Procyon are bright And Betelgeuse is red and found over at Orion's shoulder (Chorus) We're angled well to see these stars Yet from our closest star, the planet tips away Its light may reach us from afar But at a glancing angle for a shorter day (Chorus x2) (Spoken) Thank you all very much for coming. Before you leave, please sign the scroll by the door so I can remember to give you extra credit for attending tonight's lecture. I'll be here for another couple of hours, and you're welcome to stay up here as well if you like. If you have any questions, now is a good time to ask.
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Wrapping up some cheer To bring to a scheduled visitation It's been a difficult year Now capped with lonely celebrations A dark cane and a boar bristle brush Are typical gifts for my kind of a man But you wouldn't believe the list of things Banned from Azkaban There's only four more days til Christmas I'm working with two blank wishlists The holidays won't be the same Without my boys Wrapping up a parcel To be flown off to your school I wish you could spend your break here But you've got more important things to do Pumpkin pasties and sugar quills It almost feels like an insult But what do I have to give to my boy Who's gonna end up dead if not careful There's only four more days til Christmas I'm working with two blank wishlists The holidays won't be the same Without my boys Take my back to when Draco was young He would fill up with joy getting all that he'd want But now all I've got is Bellatrix And the dark lord who it seems is moving in There's only four more days til Christmas I'm working with two blank wishlists The holidays won't be the same Without my boys
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It's Christmas Eve I can't believe we've come this far we are where we are the choirs sing the church bell rings i can't believe harry, it's christmas eve
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It's been a long year for the fandom we're closer than ever before we've created and laughed and cried as a family now we gather together once more Chorus: raise a warm glass of homemade butterbeer despite her best efforts our fandom's still here we'll be back with a vengeance to fight on next year but now's time for rest coziness and good cheer Wear your coziest cloak to the party the Hufflepuffs brought us all snacks fan knitters made everyone a Weasley sweater and there's fanfic enough to fill Santa's sack (Chorus) Jingle Spells plays as our soundtrack academics are deep in debate cosplayers trade tips on school house cloak linings laughter and chatting keeps us up late (chorus) (chorus)

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Jingle Spells is a holiday wizard rock compilation album. The series has been published by The Leaky Cauldron, with proceeds benefitting various charities. This installment — Jingle Spells 6 — will benefit The Transgender Law Center.

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released December 21, 2021

This album was produced primarily by Sagan Thacker. The Leaky Cauldron would like to thank all the following contributors:
Potterwatch
Hogwarts Therapist
Pansy and the Parkinsons
Chasitherin and Totally Knuts
Dream Quaffle
Voldi and the Morts
Mermanda
Totally Knuts
Candle Wix
The House-Elf Tavern Choir
The Bandon Banshees
The Swedish Shortsnouts
Dots and Lines
Percy and the Prefects
Miranda Puffskein
Fangirl Riot
The Mudbloods

Cover artwork by Frankie Franco III
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Back cover artwork by Adam Davis
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