Well, I don’t like Christmas
But I like to have fun
So I’m having a party
For everyone!
Come on down to the Hog’s Head
It’s a party for all!
Everyone’s invited
To Aberforth’s Festivus Ball!
We got the pole in the corner
We got plenty of food
To put you students & staff
In a Festivus mood!
It’s been a rough year at Hogwarts
Got lots of grievances to air
And if Umbridge tries to shut us down
I do not care!
[Blow that horn, TK!]
(TK’s solo)
[Give it up for Totally Knuts!!! {Cheers & goats bleating}]
Ain’t got no Christmas crackers!
No mistletoe on the tree!
But we got our family, our friends (and our goats)
We’re a community!
But this year, Festivus
Is going to be of great length
Because we got to beat Hagrid
In a feat of strength!!!
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The moment I heard 'Forget the Girl' on a mix years ago, I fell in love, and I was so delighted to find more music by the same band. Avery's lyrics are a standout in the world of wizard rock, and I don't say this lightly. His grasp of characters and the heartfelt, poetic songwriting and delivery are second to none. I adore songs about canon relationships that give me new insights, and this album does that so well. yourwizardrockresource
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019
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This is a wildly uneven, unpredictable collection. And that is as it should be. From spoken word to rap to singer/songwriter acoustic to hard rock, this has at least one song for everyone. John Gaunt